What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

You shall not bear false witness.

Your going to be alright just relax

What did one boob say to the other boob

Innocent before proven guilty

This isn't going to, hurt.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

I like God is love and lives within you.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

But this is not

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

I don't like

I don't like religions.

Bible.. Hm.?

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Maybe leave out

Lose lips shimk ships.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Deuteronomy 17

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?